@SarahMC: ball-cutting cybersuccubus: not any guy. Just SmackurFavRappa.

I'm glad I'm not a hoe.

@Whiskey and Popcorn: It's kind of the perfect Roller Derby name. But seriously though, it's kind of trivializing as recidivicious said, but IMO very sick (whether or not she had a hand in the murder).

@vamusical: To be fair, Tennis isn't even on a professional level (and starting in the competitive juniors around 15-18) because guys are just taller (angles and power on the serve/reach) and physically stronger, more mobile, than women.

@whats_in_a_name: I don't know if I can put all of the blame on the boys there. Wrestling just looks like an ultimate violation of personal space, and with moves like "the butt drag" maybe it's just one of the sports I think should steer away from coed, and let boys just butt drag the crap out of each other.

Julie "The Cat" Gaffney was a stud.

Tom Tancredo, Dick Cheney, Kim Jong-il: Ann Coulter's version of Dream Phone.

@hfree: That distress was all kinds of awkward. She was crying into her dad's shoulder when he applauded the next speller (it looked like she got hit in the face with the applause).

@andheartss haz it: The "bitch, please" face Kennyi made when they made him spell "palatschinken"—priceless.

@saintbernadette: The third place girl was downright distraught. Kyle Mou was my favorite.

I still think Paula Deen would make an excellent guest pronouncer one of these years.

Ick, I'm just sorry that you have to watch fox news.

@truckasaurus is jackie jormp-jomp: read between the "nots"

@AtomiClash: It's still smiling. (and she's dating Josh Lucas)

Rachel McAdams must have the happiest vagina. ever.

@MissBrittleBones: No way. My canary is totally cool, especially when I go spelunking.

I'm sorry, but it looks like they were styled by a suburban Tina Knowles.

@nessalicious: It's about the history, luxury, and tradition with Hermes. Aesthetically, they might not be your thing...but there's the hand-stitching, craftmanship, made-to-order, customization etc. is the stuff of legends.

@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is going to see the ...: I can't even deal with flip-flops on the subway.

@MissFiFi: "Let me tell a-something about my family. We're as thick as thieves."—pls tell me you're watching.