@AJ with the AbbyNormal Brain: Fuck yes.

@thecameralovesyou: If by worst movie...you mean best movie. My day is seriously fucked if it's on Oxygen, because I will sit there until I see Jersey serve water to the Fire Marshall.

"Keep thinking..."

Holy hell. She wrote this? I die.

@Jackiewsu: Nole is actually very underrated. He found one of the top male models in the industry today—Sean O.

@dirtybee - peanut butter pudding surprise!: I plunged once. I lived with three boys. I will never plunge nor live with three boys again.

@NefariousNewt: For some reason, I feel like drinking keeps both these professions in business:

@cwisto moweina has got yer goat: I'm just thankful I've never had to call one at that hour. Oh, and am going to be really anxious about using the bathroom post-8:30pm.

$600 for a plumber to fix something in the middle of the night? WTF. really?

@whynotshesaid: For me it's Lo/Kelly Cutrone.

Justin Bobby was the hotness last night.

So are the extras scripted too? How are they not laughing?

Adorable shoes, but the seams holding back Kelly Bensimon's breasts are screaming for their lives. I know she has an awesome figure but the fabric/cut of the dress isn't doing her any favors.

@ZafirahKhayln: Center Stage is my guilty pleasure. I never got into ballet, but I absolutely love it (in both cheesy low brow and artsy high brow forms). I saw the Sundance Iconoclast series featuring Baryshnikov and squealed throughout the whole thing.

I see the word BALLET, but all I can think about is Center Stage.

Well, I kinda like Lily Allen, and all of it is because of the Fuck You Very Much song.

@Triana Orpheus: Psshaw. I'm still holding out for the "Gorgeous GEISHA SKIN" trend to happen. 2010 woot woot.

@sarah0220: I would get all anxious if I chose the wrong place. Just like in Oregon trail when I had to caulk my wagon to get it over the river.

My very first AOL screen name was Arwen, and I even made a profile complete with elfish heights, eyes, stats, and superpowers.

@fulanita: Schiffer is clearly stuck in the robert palmer 90s. and she makes me wanna be stuck in it too...