@hovy: omg. friended for knowing what winks are.

@roscoe: Could you imagine getting dressed for the day and having that voice narrate your outfit choices?

@J.D.Regent: do tell.

@JaniceLovejoy fromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure my a-hole just shuddered.

With all that bravado, I'm surprised it's not called Katana-ing...

@morninggloria: Ducks think we're assholes.

@gobblegirl: Yea, you know. Because that's only way you can spot mistresses from a mile away.

@gobblegirl: Body smells. I had fun the other nite, and my face smelled like crotch. It did not come off.

@stealthird: Poor fucking dog.

What is this man washing his face with? Srsly. Not even She Uemura could get the penis stench off of my face the other day.

@Samanthrax: it's grounded in the fact that trashboxes have smelly vaginas, so potent that you could smell them past the dirt and grime of a man's gooch.

@mervbaby: I'm far too cynical about Glamour. At this point I'm just glad they didn't use "uppity."

"Angry." Is it me, or do quotes make it more racist?

@LoSpaz: Breaking news: The mud that drew out Amy Winehouse's impurities...got Planet Earth drunk.

I wish I was an ill-fitting bodyguard suit, and wouldn't even mind if it was stretch-polyester blend.

@maneki neko: She's a brilliant songwriter...so,let's hope.

She's so self-aware and so real. I fucking love her.

@battleaxonista: Add Incredibles and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (when they're old enough) and I'll babysit.

@Hell on Heels: and ghey Mariachi.

@clevernamehere: I co-sign. I actually watched him completely backtrack and wimp out on his comments after being brow-beaten by Babawawa.