"Arizona State University is happy to have the President give its commencement address this year but, like John McCain, has dubbed him too inexperienced to be awarded an honorary degree"

@stoprobbers: Poly is also what Jonah on Summer Heights High calls himself.

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@Jezemale*: I know it's not Thriller...but can we just take a minute to appreciate Celine Dion channeling Michael Jackson...

@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: You be in mai earz, tryin to sedooooce meh.

Back to Black by Amy Winehouse is also brilliant. It totally makes me miss Dusty Springfield.

@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: What are great albums that are also great to make out to?

Lauryn Hill-The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

@Raspberry Swirl: Worst Writer Ever: Dolphins are straight up sluts. And they're only slightly better than lambs. Fucking lambs.

Instead of the Final Four, we should just have a pretty off:

@MerryLilly: (they're monogamous, that's enough for me. unlike those skanky dolphins)

@elliotellsworth: I grew up in OC around the time everything started taking off for AF. Everyone in my high school was more into the surfer/skater scene.

@retrohookup: white supremacy fail?

@WickedLittleHigh (formerly BoredButNoLongerInNH): High School? Try college. I seriously don't understand how there weren't more repeat outfits on my campus despite seemingly everyone wearing AF.

@Private Hangnail: Euros eat this shit up.

Bai Ling prepares to make love to the camera.

@Raspberry Swirl: Worst Writer Ever: sick. like worse than anything thought up by those terrible hostel/saw movies.

erm. sarah lawrence?

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler: I watched her little special on tv months ago and fell in love.

Why don't white people like to read about Renee Zellwegger?