"The camera loves you, but you don't love the camera."

@mbprice: no. his mother harvested them.

@DorothyZbornak: Amil was uhhmazing.

I just wanna smell like Trina.

Brody Jenner. I want to dislike you, so much.

@NewsBunny: Smart Water. My bodega dude already punches in $3.50 when I come stumbling in.

Bacon cooked in the oven. mind-blowing.

Karl Lagerfeld will make you pay.

Kim Kardashian. most. photogenic. woman. ever.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I liked Aja from Jem. She was Asian with blue hair. And in case you forgot (because you know, her blue hair) her name was AJA.

When I was small, I thought I'd grow up and look like and date the kids on 90210. Like one day be white, have a square jaw, and glistening blonde or chestnut brown hair. I am Asian.

One must wonder if Elisabeth's twitter is as frenetic and pain-inflicting as her constant chirping.

"engaging in sexual activity without consent" errr...rapistsayswhat?

@bluetrain84: I pretend that Ryan Gosling would be above it all and has intentions of going to Swarthmore or Bowdoin.

@disco2000: I just miss Margaret Cho.

@Birthday Girl: I hear you, but not many 80-year-old white women are Ms. Walters, who has a team of people creating her hot topics.

Babawawa probably has a DVR's worth of Friends episodes.

@rocknrollunicorn: There's Sandra Oh on Grey's Anatomy as the cold, mechanical, overachieving, and technically perfect Christina Yang.

nijah please!

@IrockIroll: ew...just one male there.