@Hamsterpants: I have one question though. If any male male athlete won back-to-back national championships, a gold medal, and was named MVP/Rookie of the Year in his debut season...don't you think it would've been a lot easier for him to get a cover of ESPN? Would Parker have graced the cover if she wasn't…

@bookling: I think she did it fairly well. It hurts my soul, but I kind of like her. Not enough to make me vote for Palin in 2012...but she really did focus upon issues: hate speech, inclusion, inclusion of young people, tolerance, etc. that made it interesting.

@badmutha: Totally have this dream, and it freaks me out. Like, cold sweat/gasping/panic when I wake.

I always have the nightmare of walking into a class (usually math) and having to take a final and having no idea what to do.

@JazzednJersey: Teeth one too. I'll be brushing my teeth in the mirror, and they start falling out in pairs, threes, then fives.

@Snowbunny: I fought a Mamba in my dream. I lost.

I totally forgot this beast has parents.

I do wonder with Rihanna, and Nicole Brown Simpson, how much of them being beautiful, stunning women changes the way we look, perceive, and devote attention to their stories.

@stacyinbean: As an inappropriate laugher, I think it's more the absurdity than the funny "haha" of it...or the fact that you can't believe the words "murder", "decapitation", etc. are coming out of your own mouth.

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: She also got along with his kids. Who, I figured, would be the first to smell b.s. or gold digging...

Somewhere, she's trying to figure out how Ashley Judd has all that free time...

@Mkp-braaaains-NYC: @EkaterinaBallerina: @morninggloria: @oh.geez.: or straight guys that get bj's, but@Khrushchev: Wasn't there a phase when Jackie Werner (Workout) insta-lady boner?

They obviously haven't been to the CubbyHole

Ryan + Chet are terrible.

Megan's just bitter because her first stint in television didn't work out.

Red Red Wine. shudder shudder.

@jasonelias:

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Portraying mormons as boogeymen from the (kinda funny) ad?

How about a protest to tax the Church of LDS? $22 million...that could've gone to feed the needy, help the homeless, heal the sick...or a really amazing registry.

#44903- Do not attempt to say hi to me in an Asian Language. Chances are I'm not Japanese/Chinese/Thai, and you're probably just butchering those languages. And on the off-chance that you do guess Filipino...you do not get a prize—even if you have that accomplished look on your face.