Repeatedly encouraging women to drink and then trying to have sex with them is a good way to get charged with rape. A drunk woman is not capable of consent. If you haven't already raped someone, then I'm sure you will soon. Enjoy prison.

1. You're blaming the victims

The thing is that this advice ADVOCATES RAPE, so STOP.
If you want to have sex, do it with someone who consents to it.
Did you know that there are women who WANT to have sex, and that you don't have to TRICK or PRESSURE them into having sex?
This might be too complex for your dude-bro brain to process, but I believe you…

If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

Beyond the obvious reasons to be disturbed by this, was anyone else disturbed by simply the very beginning? "If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"

RAPE CULTURE DENIAL TROLLS SHOWING UP IN THE GREY.

It's a tactic of manipulation. It's a subtle (but not really that subtle) insult in an attempt to make you want to prove him wrong. I was walking past a group of men at a table in a club once. I briefly made eye contact with the one who was watching me, looked away and kept on my merry way when he said "Well you…

The worst part about this is that he exists.

I'm imagining an entire room full of sweaty, beer-breath doods in popped polo shirts pulling this shit, and I'm just exhausted. Vibrators exist so that no woman should ever have to endure this.

With a chisel and a brush?

I'm down for whatever excavation is if it involves my favorite pseudo-archaeologist, Harrison Ford.

I know it's awful, but I love the "how to talk to chicks" section. It reminds me of this list I got from my mom, about what to say to my 3-year-old niece:

I didn't think that was very self explanatory...

"who pumped his brothers' inboxes full (no homo!)"

I don't see the problem. Any parts that belong to a lady can be "lady parts" whether that lady is cis or trans and whatever those parts look like. If someone is not a lady, they can't have lady parts.

Are you sure you guys are having sex correctly? I'd pick sex over any food substance and I love me some food.

You are not. We rebellious few are here. I'm not even a morning person. There's just something about being awoken to sexy times that gets my heart all in a flutter.

Plus that wouldnt get them in the news.

I guess as long as we're getting screwed by Congress, might as well enjoy it.

A Slummit.

Shouldn't we sluts have had some sort of meeting, a national whoriness summit, if you will, to discuss things before exposing our true goals of getting off at any cost, functioning nation be damned? I feel like the sluttiness alliance may have blown their load a little early on this one. Oh well, they are on to us…