Great, now my argument is invalid!

"Close enough."

TMI, man. TMI.

Self defense? Just like every other weapon?

I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy.

"estimates range somewhere between $25-$60,000"

Eh. That's just an anecdote. There aren't enough Mormons around to have a significant impact on world populations. Wikipedia has you at 13 million believers, which would put you at number 11 on the list of the largest religions.

"The other place had a lot of good things too. Did you even see that mountain of skulls?"

I think you mean Muslims:

Do you hear us Jeep? Do you?!

Kansas wins: go Big 12.

+1

"Hang on a minute, lads."

HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THE SAME IMAGE AS ME TO MAKE THE SAME SUGGESTION AS ME?

8500-10,000 peak horsepower

If you haven't seen it already check out The Rape of Europa. It's a documentary covering the whole fiasco. Last time I checked it was Netflix Streaming.

He can never catch a break.

It may seem like an innocent high-five but Mr. Cook is actually giving a visual approximation to the slope of the new iPad's profit function.

Ashey Larry?

I've heard countless arguments on Giz and Reddit from people who cured their acne "with this one simple trick". (Vinegar wash, lemon wash, cytaphil wash, don't wash your face at all, apply lotion, don't use shampoo/conditioner, abstain from x food, start eating y food, exercise x times a day, etc.) Even my…