All the adverts they put in them actually make them profitable to produce. Just like my town's local "newspaper"

Nice tits.

The whistles go WOOO WOOOOO!

In his defense, it was a '63 stingray.

Which gives you the power of a thousand cows!

Can a brother get some hashtag links like we had in old giz? I know, gizmodo dot com slash tag slash whitenoise, but sometimes I get lazy.

Brigadier General Marshall B. "Brad" Webb

It's a laser cannon. The casings are just there to fool you.

The first sub-machine gun super soaker?

The winner gave me goosebumps. Wowsa

They'd be more expensive and you'd have to pay them in booze.

And in other news 'SEAL Team 6' has found a new target.

Same here. To me it just puts us on the same level as those that celebrated on 9/11.

Clubbed to death?

While not as popular here in the States, hooned Volkswagens are frequently used as percussion instruments in traditional German polka.

Whoops.

If Jalopnik found out about this there would be blood.

"...is laughing at those affected by the PSN hacking. Blogging that he feels sorry anyone affected..."

Hear hear.