@HallaEks: Awesome post. Hearted

@Mark 2000: Next time put it here instead: [gizmodo.com]

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Oh wait... now I'm seeing fourteenteen.

Hacker and spammer:

@iDon't even: Where are you seeing the trillion? Where I'm sitting it looks like quadrillion.

@Gary_7vn: And then sell it on eBay!

@bobmighty: "Hispter" - Hispanic hipster?

@Hatem Sabry: Don't worry about it. But you have to understand we're rarely graced with intelligent comments so there are bound to be a few doubters.

@Timmy: [med.shams.edu.eg]

@Billybird: He's Egyptian? So English probably isn't his first language?

@Hatem Sabry: Yeah, and I'm the president of...

@SEDAGIVE?!: Ha!

@Navin R Johnson: Yes, it would have it would have three to four times the gravity of earth but only if it was the same size as earth. (Divide the product of the the two masses by the distance between the two gravatational points.)

@rathat: Grandma wouldn't have it?

@92BuickLeSabre: Dibs on the hood ornament!

@SKiTz: Gawker owned.

@Arken: Oh, but I do. I'm worried I'll come home with case of the Mondays and take it out in the comments. I pray that day never comes. Thank you for accepting my apology.

@Arken: I'm sorry if that came off as trollish. I should have specified my issues with the 30 pin but that's a job I'll leave to the professionals:

Why does the galaxy have a 30 pin port? I thought was Apple's failed invention?

Your amphibious assault ship is average.