Justin Bieber has now been closer to a Stanley Cup than he ever will be to a Grammy award.

Seriously, how did she not know?

No, I got it.

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My Ginobili has a first name.

Well isn't that Precious.

Wow, the career of McNulty's judge friend has recovered nicely.

Pictured (L-R): GM Cashman, genetically modified cash man.

I thought this response killed it.

Yeah, question 87 on the Wonderlic is a little-known facet in many teams' decision making.

"When a member of his posse fraternizes with those he has a beef with, an NFL player should arrange their brutal slaying:

A) Always.
B) Never.
C) Only if the fucker's really asking for it."

Sounds like a pretty detailed game plan by Hernandez. Had Norv Turner been the mastermind, it would've included a good set up followed by Aaron shooting himself in the foot 4 times.

Walcott, all the way to New Jersey, all the way to the Garden State, out of a job tonight.

It almost looks like that guys skate is the blue circle thingy. Has anyone ever made an issue of that?

arrived with the intention of working out, but that staff was waiting for him and told him he had to leave.

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.