You should read up on the first amendment, it might help your confusion.

There are pirated TV shows and movies on Megaupload? Interesting...

Only if you live in Lake Oswego, OR.

The last dream I had, I was in my bedroom and noticed a large figure lurking outside. He reached through the window and grabbed me, running for miles before arriving at a terrifying new world. My abductor then babbled on about human beans and seemed to enjoy farting. This quickly devolved into some type of bizarre…

So I should pay a fee to access something I already pay a fee for? Makes sense.

All this taught me was to never give anyone a light again. Ever. I need my liver to drink.

Almost as good as the people arguing over if the new century/millennium started in 2000 or 2001.

Fucking image errors, I give up.

Unlimited Data you say?

I always liked this one, my girlfriend got me the poster with the towers reflected in his eyes that they pulled immediately after 9/11.

This better not be a Yaris ad....

Damnit, if I could only remember my PIN number so I could give them money....It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda back where I used to work, Panucci's Pizza.

Yup, pretty much. I was mugged last year by two guys, and my thought wasn't "Man, if I had a gun, I'd fuck these people up," it was "Wow, it's really not worth dying, getting shot or getting beat to the ground over a phone and some easily replaceable plastic. All the gun toting, 2nd amendment lovers out there may…

No...what are you talking about?

Rocket surgeon?

Your and my definition of "real life" must differ a lot....crazy nonetheless.

I would think something like this would be on mythbusters....

Still going through Uncharted 3 and Batman:AC; COD isn't really my thing. Have fun whatever it is you're doing.