@jmeltzer: Unlike that movie, which was pretty....awful.

"Obviously, a man's life is more valuable than the animal's..."

You got...paid for writing something like this? For your next article you can talk about how a land line is like a cell phone....but with wires!

No more respect from me, sorry.

Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

@Synthfilker: Wow, the guy that jumps in at the end is amazing (as is the rest of it).

@mullse01: Yeah, I've done food service, retail, telemarketing, bunk bed removal...but never dealt with a forklift.

@undertherose83: Bill reminds me of Steve Zahn.

@jimsing59: So people aren't getting too paranoid enough.

@VincentWacholez: That's usually what I do, tear up then throw away of the span of days or take part and throw it away on the way to the bus/metro/work.

@Theoutlet: There should be an ability for starred commentors to further promote starred commentors. Well said.

How have I never heard you talk before Owen? Quite a nice voice you have there.

@ChivalRuss: Hey, I went on a boat for a couple months on this huge waterway down in South America last year. Amazing all around, one of the longest rivers in the world...what was it called...Oh yeah, the Tocantins River. In Brazil. Also, and more on topic, you can get pretty good prices and selection of games,…

@stephenobrien: Zing!

"$5,342 in merchandise"

@Zhejan: Even then I don't know that it's worth it. I'd say the heist would have to be more than me working for say...5 years. Otherwise, that's just your job.

@Rishard Chapoteau: I'd imagine a surveillance camera....that, or a dirt trail.

If I was from Chuckey, TN, I'd probably be doing a lot of meth, so good for this guy for having an imagination. Also, $288.55 in cash is just not worth it.

@LooneyDude6: That's cool....

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: You're not my buddy, guy.