Yeah, but I say I "made" dinner when I microwave 7 chicken nuggets and put some ketchup and mustard on a plate. It's a loose term.

What's up with the dude just dangling from the helicopter?

I will *never* condemn variety in the car market and I'll never understand why journalists are so eager to!?! Bring on the weird and ugly!

Still shocking to me that the world hated itself so much that 60 million were sent to their deaths in 6 years.

How can you honestly say that the Escalade doesn't like 100x better than this Lincoln disaster?

It's gaudy as all fuck, but it looks like what it is, and what it should be.

If driving 2 miles is an option, walking 2 miles is an option.

We need more Easter eggs like this.

Whoever first pointed out the swallowed 911, I hate you. I can't un-see it no matter how much I try.

I think retouching has been a part of professional photography for quite some time now - long before photoshop was even invented. So what the hell are you talking about?

After spending 15 years as a photographer and countless hours in the darkroom, I am authorized to say you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Dodge and burn, fool. Dodge and burn.

SHUT IT, some of us like exposed machinery. I'd order mine in bare metal, but apparently nobody uses that material anymore :(

I DEMAND MORE EXPOSED FASTENERS! BECAUSE RACECAR!

I'll go ahead and plant the flag...

Check out the back. Can't see the fuel tank. So... that's somethin'!!

Because gloss black on matte black.

How do you figure GM employs too many people? On what basis do you say that?