Okay, so this is kind of the opposite, and it happened to a friend of mine. But:

A few years back, my friend is driving along North Avenue in Milwaukee, middle of the winter. She looks over at the sidewalk, and there is an extremely tall black man booking it down the sidewalk. Like, seriously sprinting. And he has…

“Female deer can grow antlers if they have higher-than-normal testosterone levels,” said Flinn. “In most cases, does’ testosterone levels are too low for full antler development. They usually are small and poorly formed, and they aren’t completely hardened

ITEM #23-4203258 – RABBIT AERO LEVER 2.0

That antlered Doe is almost certainly a genetic anomaly. Probably an XXY aneuploidy. The news story does not say how close to a nuclear power plant this deer was bagged.

Sound of Silence as well

Thank you. I knew there was a commercial recently that had this in it, I just couldn’t remember what it was.

Lissie has some great stuff.

The first Gears also had that savage Mad World cover.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

R...E....B....U...I....L..D

The Bills received a dang delay of game penalty right as Carpenter made his 49-yard kick.

Id still take that any day of the week over John Sterling.

As a Vikings fan, Ponder. Ponder is worse.

Pistol Shrimps >

Powder? OOHHHH...I thought you said Ponder.

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

Did you know the team you were flirting with online was only 13?

“I’ll build an arena, if you bring condoms and wine coolers when you come by. 😻😍😜”

“Have a seat right over there.”