the USWNT has been kicked out of a major international tournament before the semifinal stage

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

It’s not exact, but give Magary a beard and they could be brothers.

Thank you for this.

Well done.

Did they find any lawyers as well?

I still blame Denny more than Gary Anderson for that game.

Damn, man. +1

“I’ve got just the boat!”

You bastard. For years I’ve had that memory blocked... Now the emotions are coming back.

+1 and thanks a hell of a lot for making me remember the 1998 NFC Championship game all over again...

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

The dream I didn’t know I had...until now.

As long as its not this Turtle.

This deserves more stars

I cringed as I +1'd that.

This all seems like a pretty good way to launder drug money.

Don't ask me how I've stumbled onto this close to three years later, but damn that made me laugh. +1

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

This was one of the most gutting press conferences I’ve ever heard. Best wishes of health and happiness, Coach Kill.