On a coke bender.

God Speed.

Mitchell Goosen forever.

He’s still kinda FUN in that, though, y’know? Like, he still seems like the guy you’d definitely want at your party, he’s just not bouncing off the walls.

I liked School of Rock. The character matched his rather one-note acting style, which seems to be key factor of whether a movie that stars him is good or not.

Should have been The Tenacious D Train, amirite?

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

"I trusted you."

She threatened to sleep with Tommy John if Brady doesn't make it to the bigs.

Oh yeah, that guy! That's hilarious.

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

OK, total tangent - so I took a look at Takashi Kurihara, and after seeing that he played for a team called "IBM Big Blue" in the Japanese X-League (formerly the Japanese American Football League, until 1997 when they changed the name to "X League", because 1997 was X-treme), I looked up other teams in the league.…

This makes me miss my home state. Don't ever change MN.

Re-revised:

1a) Koko B Ware

• John leaves? Brian's gone? And Yet we still can't get rid of Matt Lauer?