I was starting to get upset over falling for this guy's sob story, then her name helped me come to my senses.

Great minds think alike. +1 for all of us.

Hiring Gloria Allred to be your attorney is like hiring Ari Fleischer to be your PR flak. It's just shorthand for "I am full of it and just want the shrillest possible inveterate liar pushing my case."

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

Thanks in advance for the inevitable Jim Ross audio dub, Timothy Burke.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

In seattle, we have these fucking things..... driving in the road at about .22222555 MPH. It's beyond infuriating. Human powered bar-hopping tours.

Typhoon Drink Fight Fuck has made landfall. The death toll is at 300,000 and rising.

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.

He good. He good.

+1

In Comic Sans, of course.

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

The Hopkins school district has always included significant chunks of the municipality of Minnetonka, which is kind of odd and confusing since there is also a Minnetonka school district. But this is just how suburban development progressed over the years. It's misleading to identify Hopkins High as "Hopkins High…

Brilliant

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.