Could have been worse. When Tiger dropped his trophy it cost him 100 million.

[gets stomped to death by the hooves of dozens of stampeding bulls]

hell ya, I'm from MN and i have some Nordeast in my shop fridge as we speak! It's a meal in a bottle.

Summit, IMO, provides the best price/quality combo of all MN breweries. Their Saga IPA is my current favorite, but they're solid across the board.

I approve of Grain Belt winning this competition and the superiority of Nordeast. The reference to hotdish being served passively-aggressive was an excellent touch.

Nordeast and Premium are awesome cheap beers. Surly makes fine beer, but it's waaaaay overpriced and the Surly fanboys annoy the shit out of me. I'd rather give my money to Mark Stutrud at Summit.

Inflation in Hollywood is out of control. I remember a time, not too long ago, when you could pay a million dollars and get the whole baby.

Woooooooo!

Make that a battery with 8 hours of talk time.

For once, Bellichek is wondering "why couldn't you be more like Gronk?"

How did you score a picture of Vijay Singh's medical team?

Anyone else fucking sick of GEICO's viral marketing?

He was stiff, motionless . . . it looked the guy had been shot somewhere else and dumped here.

I love having a fellow MN sports fan on deadspin. BTW you knocked that one clear over the US Bank Home Run Porch!

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