For once, Bellichek is wondering "why couldn't you be more like Gronk?"

How did you score a picture of Vijay Singh's medical team?

Anyone else fucking sick of GEICO's viral marketing?

He was stiff, motionless . . . it looked the guy had been shot somewhere else and dumped here.

I love having a fellow MN sports fan on deadspin. BTW you knocked that one clear over the US Bank Home Run Porch!

Best use of annotation, ever.

"I'm not saying Sharon Tate deserved to be disemboweled while 37 weeks pregnant, but if you're a 26 year old and you're hanging out with the Manson family, your pederast husband should teach you - only hang in Jack Nicholson's hot tub with a roofied 13 year olds. It could've been much worse. Instead of being brutally…

Nothing wrong with having a dentist stitch you up.

Well, it'll still work for Tony Parker, regardless of who wins tonight.

Your right!!! An all his ridiculous challenges!!! Mike Tice is top 10 worst head coaches!

Because they followed Tice up shortly with Brad Childress, who was even worse!

dammit, now the theme song from that movie is stuck in my head. Hagar and Stallone, Christ.

Do all of the punchable faces on the fantasy Mount Rushmore have to be men? I would personally never hit a woman but I would happily pay to watch Ann Wolfe unload an overhand right to the face of Nancy Grace.

Please, yes.

as a vikes fan, I laughed my f***ing ass off. thank you for this.

Fleshbot

yep. another confirmation of "pickle in the middle" here in minnesota aka gedney-land usa.

I grew up in fancy-pants suburban Minnesota, and I always heard either Keep Away or Pickle In The Middle.

If you're going to insert random arena personnel into the game, flagrant fouls are to be expected.

I'll take the dining room set for $1100, the ceramic dalmatian for $75 and.....how much do I have left? (sigh) Eli Manning for $25.