I guess long-haired blondes really don’t know anything about routes.

Sadly. the original Red’s Savoy in St. Paul shut its doors for good a couple of months ago. “Red” passed away and the family decided it was more profitable to operate as franchises. Plus, the original building (Where the Norm Coleman’s dad incident occurred) was the definition of a dive, and was cost prohibitive to…

Umm, who are you kidding Williams-Sonoma? The Roccbox Pizza oven is just confiscated child crematories from Treblinka, likely from the President’s personal collection, inherited from his father.

That’s not Vanilla Ganache in the “Nice” truffles. It’s semen. Henry VIII’s semen, mind you. But semen nonetheless.

I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of this....

Wow, phillyironlung just double-murdered you with that tweet.

KIOW is with her.

Security footage from Giants HQ:

Woods did, however, manage to avoid the pile of guns.

This list is not elite. There’s not even a reference to watercraft.

Here is a certain stereotype of golfers: lazy, wealthy, loud men in ugly clothing—Republicans. This stereotype is accurate.

If it is a touchdown the second the ball breaks the plane of the goal line, should it not be a touchdown the second the ball touches the pylon? Seems like that would be a simple fix here.

+Niner

Nobody’s on fire. Pussies.

I have not! I will be on the lookout for that come next April!

Can we re-institute the bullpen car, just for this one game?

You forgot #48 - Dental Floss from that asshole dentist that lives up the hill.

Costume loses valuable style points for not being on fire.

Can we have our Final Four banner back now?

I, for one, am really looking forward to the Vikings’ heads up 7-up celebration.