Here’s the whole song:

Gears of War 4 also has a pretty badass “Nothing Else Matters” cover:

We all know that there’s only one part of the First Amendment that the GOP cares about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_Defense_Act

Stroopwafels look as if there were genetically designed to be the world’s Nutella delivery system.

You suffer through extended periods of stultifying gameplay and rampant corruption. But then … then you get your little fix, and it’s enough to keep you going.

Whaaaaaaaaaaahhhhheeyyyyyyyyy...........

Challenge Accepted.

I’m starting to come around on Megyn Kelly a little bit.....

Ireland is still accepting American refugees, right?

This should be the nominations for some kind award, perhaps made from Greg Oden’s kneecap, Michael Olowokandi’s wristbands from Bellanotte and filled with Skittles from Michael Beasley’s private stock.

I love how this pivots to shitting on Boston. There’s nothing those of us in flyover country love more than Pretentious East Coast In-Fighting.

I can’t wait for Chris Hovan bobblehead night!

Still doesn’t beat the pedophile biscuit brought to you by the Children’s Television Workshop.

I’m not sure which one is worse.

We’re going full west coast offense. It’s the only way to keep Bradford from being turned into powder.

It is Smash Mouth, sans the lead singer....Not that it matters.

22. Whoever the hell owns the Packers

The helmets were outstanding....and I think the jersey would be ok with the standard white pants.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!

Can you simulate the next presidential debate using Mortal Kombat?