I wonder why you left William Henderson off this list?

William Henderson’s nickname was “Big Stiffy”

So from a place by the airport?

Let’s also not forget that the Vikings tried to get the City of Minneapolis to change the name of the street that runs in front of US Bank Stadium because it has the city of a division rival in it. (Chicago Ave)

I haven’t seen such an effective surprise attack by the Japanese since....Mr. Fuji!

I’m guessing that’s an American official that came to his aid.

This single bon mot may very well be the capstone to Magary’s literary chronicles. Even Chris Kluwe would have to choose choking down a bag of stale dicks instead of disputing this.

I watched the Heavyweight Gold Medal match between Tischenko from Russia and Levit from KAZ. The judging basically looked like one of those UFC fights where a fighter completely dominates standing up, but somehow loses because his opponent managed to get a couple takedowns.

Let’s not forget those creamsicle fuckers also gave us this:

What about me?

Perhaps Glen Rice can get him out of this.

Was their expansion team proposal titled Mein Kosar?

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Let’s all take a knee and give our final respects.

Next year, can we get Norm MacDonald to host the Deadspin Correspondents Dinner?

Chris Kluwe would have been a better host....

Or......

This has John Miller written all over it!

It’s not like they put “Jamar Clark” on the back of the shirts....