Full disclosure, this is meant as a compliment. But, interviewing Bill Walton on sports talk radio is the equivalent of a teacher showing a video for the entire class period. I love listening to radio hosts say hello to Bill, and just letting him go for 37 minutes. And it makes everybody happy!

Touche.

Revised:

I saw him at First Ave in Minneapolis last weekend. His set was over half Husker Du songs, and he absolutely tore it up.

Did you forget about Ricky Rubio?

Herman Cain thinks number 2 hits like a Becky-Becky.

What makes this so delicious for Vikings fans is that the Packers collapsed in the most Vikings way possible. For Vikings fans that collapse was such a catharsis that, to quote Patton Oswalt, it's like not jerking off for 10 years and then painting the garage.

Now can we get the two worst homers in all of NFL radio broadcasting, Larry McCarren and Wayne Larrivee likely going suicidal during the last 5 minutes of the game?

/screw Corey Webster, and that was seven years ago.

but now that the Knicks have proven to be unfathomably bad, ESPN is running away from them as fast as possible.

If that were my team* that call would have never been reversed.

+ Back and to the left

She clearly realizes she's on camera, but Brent Musburger isn't announcing the game, therefore he won't be making some uncomfortable innuendo that will lead to her dream job of being a sideline reporter. Which also shatters her dream of publishing a coffee table book of NFL quarterback dick pics. Her inner monologue…

Why does this exist?

So when Troy Vincent offers an olive branch, it's best not to use it to lacerate a toddler's scrotum.

I'm just amazed it took Suh 17 weeks to turn heel.

Who's disappointed that this isn't more racist?

I'm completely apathetic towards this.

I see your sweater and raise you:

And if the birthday card doesn't work: