SYMMETRICAL turbos. Exact mirrors of each other. None of that asymmetric shit.

Memes are mostly a US/English thing. 80% of the US is white. Memes feature white men 45% of the time. That means white men are half-underrepresented.

Nothing like taking a centuries-old design and "improving" it by increasing wind resistance (the biggest source of resistance) so it is less efficient, dramatically shortening the wheelbase (which means it will handle like crap), giving it an odd wheel size (which means tubes will be much more difficult to find), and…

Not as impressive as you might think, given that drag is a function of velocity squared.

Someone tell your “social media expert” to record the fucking voiceover using something other than a gopro’s mic...

Preeeeettty sure that’s “drunk”, not “bad”, driving.

More like how does he drive like that given how badly the suspension seems to be set up

Oh my god, that shitty suspension tuning. It is asounding how bouncy that thing was.

LOL at this coming from a site that uses prodigious numbers of animated GIFs

"Your Tesla (if made after September 2014) is about to become autonomous able to stay in a lane on the open highway, some of the time...or pull itself in and out of your garage on its own when instructed to via the app."

The reason they didn't implement the technology was because it destroyed the blade and false-triggers like crazy. Wood a little too wet? BANG.

"It doesn't matter how hard you drive a DI motor"

When you hydroplane, there's very little resistance and revs will go up with *any* throttle.

The Prius is not an electric car....sigh.

Uh...considering the Prius is made in Japan and the pack is installed during manufacture, and that it costs auto companies probably around less than $100 in fuel to ship a car from Japan to the US...

Nobody here need do it, because it's already been done.

http://hasmaldonadocrashedtoday.com/

Skip to the end to hear the ADORABLE triumphant "he made it!" yelling from the cameraman's kids

Hey guys, that truck belongs to Jalopnik! We should return it ASAP. Anyone want to help?