....and you're claiming they were illegally crossing because why, exactly? Don't suppose you noticed the massive engine roar and the Ferrari smashing into the back of the Mercedes, huh?

The induction noise on that thing has got to be insane.

AHAHAHAHAHA

The point is that it's symptomatic of a half-baked halo car where Audi didn't devote enough resources to getting even simple functional things right, and halo cars are a nightmare to own out of the factory warranty period.

1: It's still in the goddamn luggage compartment, son. See that big thing there? That's not there in an other C5 platform car. Lazy fucks couldn't be bothered to find a proper home for it.

I watched a B5 RS6 be almost the slowest Audi at "german car night" at a drag strip. Aside from the stock B5 S4's and stock/chipped A4's, it was firmly in the "pokey" range.

Phew. I hear those tow tests are *brutal*. They must be really proud at this huge step towards launch-readiness.

Top reasons not to own an RS6:

The problem is that you think understeering is a bad thing, or don't know how to properly drive a car that understeers. Also, the carbonization was the 30v V6's, idiot.

Ahhh, okay. Didn't realize it was his first session ever.

Someone want to explain to me in that last one why the 944 driver just slams on the brakes for absolutely no reason and parks his car on the track?

Yikes, that's some not-so-talented driving :-|. He's practically in a different timezone from the apex in many of those turns.

Airport FF crews were at the scene within a few minutes tops, which isn't stellar. A few city ambulances showed up relatively quickly as well. If there are issues, it's probably with the city not sending (or not being able to send) enough ambulances fast enough.

I feel sorry for the girl. She's DEAD.

I think you'd be pretty terrified too if you were a teenager driving Dad's S-class!

No idea, but if you google "track bus", guess what comes up? :-P

Clothing stinks because of the (essentially) fat that you apply to your clothing. You call it "fabric softener"; bacteria call it "food." Fabric softener is "necessary" because people use too much detergent. All those perfumes in detergent and softener don't help.

First off, I damn well guarantee you that the percentage of women working as coal miners is nowhere near 8%. Funny how women don't complain about the gender gap in the shit jobs - you're more than happy to have men dig the coal that powers everything around you, happy to have men keep your sewer working. And while…

I'll just put this here.

I don't have any other vehicles, so no, I don't "have a trendy bike shop sticker."