Reminder: foundations by athletes are just tax havens/places to employ relatives. They do virtually nothing to benefit anyone.

Try a helicopter.

"Strangely small fine for such a long sentence."

aaaand it was encoded with a potato. Sigh. Funny, though!

That comparison is silly, because they're comparing a current minivan to nearly 40 year old sports cars. It's almost like they had to go back that far in order to find cars that the Odyssey would beat.

Not to mention all the cyclists, who are tired of ignorant drivers screaming "PAY FOR THE ROADS!" out their windows or somesuch. Which is hilarious, since:

Anti-sub straps are only appropriate if the car has a full cage (which this one does) and plenty of headroom. They're very dangerous if you don't have a cage - it's a great way to end up an inch or two shorter (and unable to father children.)

WHOOOOOOSH <—-sound of comedy routine going over your head.

Let's say an MTBer and roadie both go for a 3 hour ride. Compare the average cadence of the MTB'er versus the cadence of the road cyclist (which is a pretty constant 85-100rpm for anyone with any experience.) Realize that the roadie's leg/thigh/perineum skin is moving a LOT more during the same three hours.

Enjoy sweating to death and the sores in your crotch.

The problem is that "walked away" doesn't mean "not hurt", and police/journalists seem to think broken bones aren't "serious injuries", so you read news stories about cyclists getting plowed into and think "PHEW! Glad cyclists can bounce off cars so well!", when really, thousands upon thousands of cyclists each year…

Unfortunately, head injuries are far less common than broken limbs and joints, and bicycle helmets are virtually worthless for actually preventing head injuries (and no, "I was wearing my bike helmet when I hit my head and I'm fine" is not "proof" that helmets "work", since you have no idea how you would have been if…

The "VW polo" ad was fake, I believe.

While it might only be a robot jumping off the bridge after getting unemployed thanks to GM's fantastic warranty, this advert came not long after General Motors fired a lot of people. Very classy.

In our city, the ambulances are required to provide transport unless declined, and you actually have to sign a refusal form. Why? It dates from the days when, if you weren't white, you were lucky if the ambulance showed up, and even luckier if the ambulance crew didn't pull a take-two-asprin-and-sleep-it-off approach.

It's not because she wears pants and has a short haircut. It's because they've both been beaten by an ugly stick in a similar fashion.

Yeah, they also shape their lives by manipulating, exploiting, and controlling others. That's a great role model.

The suggestion that two buildings must be, or even should be, demolished to retrieve a mechanical part from a crash that is over a decade old, where the investigation has been closed?

Someone approaches you for a false alibi and you don't, as soon as they've left, call the police?

Yeah, people recklessly endangering others, how funny!