Ironically, Wal-Mart is the only place to purchase the size bag that I'd need to hold all the vomit. How many of those do you think are lining the building? It would take a stronger man than I to conquer such fears.

Yep, that sounds about right.

I don't even know where to start with this one...

Sorta looks that way, eh?

Welp, I guess it WAS too small.

You might not have intended it, but your comment, unfortunately, reeks of snark. What's the problem? It isn't as if I've spoken out of step with the realities of the fiscal realities of the genre, which have seen a critically acclaimed, beautifully designed and essentially perfected entrant in the field - that's Rock…

Considering how much I loved the first couple of Guitar Hero games (not to mention how much I love and respect Harmonix as a group of developers), this announcement should have a bit more gravitas for me. Terrible shame what happened to the rhythm game genre over the past five years. It's a veritable Chernobyl now,…

To be frank, the deciding factor isn't going to be something as trivial as whether or not the iPad matches the specs of this new wave of tablets as it likely will, I'm more interested in seeing what revolutions Apple has in store for the tablet version of iOS. Honeycomb and WebOS have both made the idea of another…

Interesting. It looked normal to me in the engadget video, but, then again, I wasn't directing the movement myself. I'm looking forward to seeing what HP can do to make good on the promise of Palm's beautiful software stack.

I hadn't thought about the TouchSmart possibility, but it still sounds unnecessary. Interesting to consider that WebOS might run on x86 architecture though.

I dunno what this guy is talking about - Grandaddy was a beautiful, idiosyncratic, kick ass band

I hate to sound pithy, but what make sexual deviancy within a select number of video games (moreover, these are games who's cultural resonance is a highly debatable matter) a more potent influence over the behavior of youths than the sexual deviancy of highly paid, highly visible athletes, men who are conscripted -…

Silly commercial, yes, but why's everyone pretending like they give a shit about what happens between Tibet and China?

A bit too rich for my blood, but I'm sure someone (probably someone who sees a tablet as a primary device, not a secondary one) can justify the cost.

@WestwoodDenizen: Excellent.

OK, that last one was just PURE BADASS.

Any word yet on when Mavis Beacon will hit XBLA or PSN?

@Captain K'nuckles: Uhhh, sorry to have perturbed the lot of your with my mistake.

With a quad-core CPU/GPU configuration, I fully expect to eke by on 3 hours at the most. This is fine with my really. Possibly more if the final product really does its media principally off of flash based memory and if the OS is tightly coded and networking features are properly shuttered when not being utilized.

Thank God it doesn't look like that hideous PSP2, slide-out render that's been bandied around for oh-so-long. That thing looked goofy. PSP Go-level goofy.