Well, this region just can't win, can it?

For a second there, I misread Michael London as Michel Gondry and got a bit excited. That was just an all-around fail.

Not so new anymore, but definitely loud as fuck. I'm conflicted, really. They're by far my favorite chip, and I can't bring myself to purchase them anymore.

My God this is banal.

Wait, why couldn't you just call her, Joel? I'll admit that I've texted while driving before, but never when it requires more than two or three words. And even most of those can wait until I get where I'm going.

Fanboys: What will they think of next?

It's not the Internet's fault that no one in my generation (or the generation before me, or the one behind me) wants to buy your music, John. You know that just as well as I do.

I've seen (and written) enough terrible cursive script to know that no one will miss it. Bleh.

@Captain K'nuckles: What the hell? Invert that.

@cobaltage: I'd trade one Stanislaw Lem for a million Ray Kurzweil's any day of the week.

I'm confused as to why they'd shrink the iPad, but I won't begrudge them if the diminutive iPad 2 covers up some of the more glaring technical failings that have kept me from purchasing the current version.

Generally I'd label this sort of article a a narcissistic waste of digital space, but this time, I feel another sentiment boiling in the pit of my stomach...

@dtptampa: Pretty good reviews on Newegg, though, apparently, Western Digital is keeping the firm behind the drive controller close to their chest. Users seem to report read/write speeds that are quite close to the listed specs though, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. Seems to support TRIM too, which is another…

@acidrain69: I think you and I deserve to live here. After all, we're not on the Outback killing animals as an expression of a patently absurd philosophy.

@Ian Logsdon: Hence why the idea of a gang war, against ideologically opposed factions such as these, would be a source of humor.

Supposing that Android 3.0 brings those much rumored tweaks to the UI's music interface, this could be great.

Amazingly, even this has more frames of animation than Family Guy.

@KingKash: Maybe. Just maybe.

Great. But if the next iPad doesn't have at least a front face camera, I'm going to lose it.

Wait. Cosmos is on Hulu? How am I just finding this out!? Off to the internets!