I can. “About damn time”

Huh? Wha? Kate Upton’s boobs? Yeah, they’re great.

“Every Compelling Character In The Entire Trilogy Is Male”

To this day, hands down, the most enjoyable line at an amusement park is Star Tours in Dworld. Those memories are ingrained in my childhood mind

So I just bought this game the other day on Amazon. It finally hit $20 on a sale, which was exactly the price I was hoping to pay for it. I’m only a couple hours in, but there definitely is SOMETHING here. There is an insane attention to detail, and while most of it is ultimately superfluous, it’s fascinating to see a…

But uhm... he’s blind.

They’ve got their lowest number of subscribers since the game was in Vanilla. I bet they’re scrambling a little bit.

Venture Bros.

Oh, I’m sorry, you’re right, we should just be happy that Capcom is a piece of shit company that no one likes because they make a little more money that if they actually put in effort.

Frankly, that looks stunning. The PC modding community will never cease to amaze me. It's a shame that a company like Capcom will never realize how much money they could make by simply catering to fans with as much passion as this.

Boring perhaps, but I’ll be damned if I don’t have fond memories.

I mean, its the right move for sure but I’m not so sure we should be actively applauding them for it. It should have never gotten out the door in this state.

Good to see Conker not being neglected, though it would be nice to see more Jet Force Gemini....

Disclosure: Cannot watch the video at work so my apologies if it’s feature. It’s just a criminally neglected potential series that would only benefit from today’s gaming controls.

All right Japan, I think it’s time we have a conversation about how you name things...

About fucking time. This is a good thing don’t get me wrong, but do not praise Valve or Gaben or whatever other dumb cultist meme shit some people spew. This is nothing to praise, this should have been the fucking standard YEARS ago.

I fail to see how it’s meaningfully different than what you see in traditional media outlets. Of course, your opinion may be that all video game coverage is garbage, Kotaku included, but we’ll just have to disagree there. Just because YouTube is full of low-quality stuff doesn’t mean there aren’t people doing really…