This injury just confirms that this had been the shittiest elite eight ever.

My guess is this was still in the era of "Cagers". Basketball, at least at the turn of the century, was basically played inside a cage, because there were too many violent encounters between the fans and the players. Basketball players were thus called cagers

Ok, who approved this asshole?

I though the "Canadian Jordan" was a basketball shoe made entirely of denim.

"Yknow, Joe, because this is my last year at Fox, that means that NEXT year, when Fox is broadcasting baseball games, someone else will be sitting here talking instead of me!"

Unless it involves "covering" Tim McCarver's face with a pillow, I'm not interested.

The weird thing is, Buzz wasn't wearing any rings until he wiped his ass this morning.

It was just announced that shortly after allowing Rogers' jewelry stash to get sacked, the hotel safe's door was signed to play left tackle for the Arizona Cardinals.

"We just figured we'd wait it out, see how it ends up, and mostly stay out of things."

Hey DUAN, been digging on this tune the past few days:

"We've been looking for a doorstop and $13 million is a steal. Can we have him?"

-Hey guys can I join your NCAA tournament pool?

She has beautiful hair, shame it's so heavy.

After seeing this, Miles Davis posthumously released Kind of Fucking Stupid

Annie Get Your Gun and Shoot This Dude in the Face

Wyatt Derp

Jesse Lames

They call that handshake, in which you exchange paper for rock, the Tom Sizemore.

This is an enormous coffee table. Pure opulence.

ugh. I hope someone farts on you today.