Probably just a horse Scott Templeton made up.

Yeah, I'm a Tribe fan, too...It's been fun so far, and Reynolds has been a big part of it. Maybe this writer wanted to make an article as irrelevant as he thinks Mark Reynolds' career has been?

Roses Are Free > Nassau Jam > Piper > Loving Cup > Run Like An Antelope

/Squeezes stranger's boobs furtively, sadly

Well, I'm not amused by those Ryu fans. Ken was better.

I'm more than just a vibrating, fleshlike rod. I've got feet and arms, man.

Damn, come for the funny and end up stepping in a big steaming pile of someone's need to pontificate.

In LA, I recommend La Brea tar pits. Don't get too immersed, though, or you'll find yourself...

Try to check out the beach if at all possible.

Alex,

Deadspin is still viewable in the Mountain time zone... Unfortunately it reads more like "Deadspin Up All Evening (at the nursing home)"

Second is Miniboone - "Brand New Thing"

I've always wondered exactly how much the network listens to the ombudsman in the first place. I like the fact that they have someone who will write a column that says, "Yeah, the network screwed up on that one," but I don't remember noticing much change during or after, say, Solomon's or Schreiber's tenure; I enjoyed…

I guess it's a take what you can get deal. And of the four previous ombudsmen (Solomon aka John Walsh's buddy, Schreiber, Ohlmeyer, Poynter) this is finally one that I can get excited about. Best choice for this weird role probs since the NYT picked Dan Okrent.

"You know what's an even better high? NOT having sex! Oh, and winning at Boggle!"

Deadspin ruined A.J.

I could also use an intro to kinja etiquette. Don't want to unintentionally cross a line and have folks go WTF, dude!? Of course based on my comments to date, that appears to be a reality.

I like Dadboner, but that was fucking excruciating to watch.

Lupica: "How dare you seat me in an obstructed view section!"

Woe is the usher who forgets to prepare Mike Lupica's booster seat.