So simple, so effective.

I see what you did there.

Student-athlete! Gets me every time.

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Who says men can't multi-task?!

I like that he called you a dildo. See, to me that's not really an insult. I wouldn't mind being a dildo, you know, in the right hands.

Lots of fashion-forward material here, DUAN. Try to learn something. You guys look awful lately.

That is bad. God, that last few seconds must've been surreal. Looks like that thing just flat out stopped working.

"In here, he can meet a nice new slump-buster every night"

Dave says BL 'Nums are just malt liquor for white people. Idiot.

Not pictured: bucket of feces.

Once you're on Oahu, the last place you'll want to be is Honolulu. It's just a regular city, so fuck that, right? The North Shore is beautifully undeveloped and scenic, and the mountains that stretch along the middle of the island are prime for hiking. The town I enjoyed the most on Oahu is called Kailua. From there,…

Careful, Barry. The haters don't like seeing journalism around here. +1

Intro to Nutrition - "These apples be ripe."

Choir - "Y'all wanna hear our pipes?"

FREELOADER!

A small percentage comes from that State Farm ad right above your comment, if I had to guess.

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Where were you in '62, Erg?

Headed West, DUAN!