You guys are killing it over there. Perfect jokes-to-balls ratio, with occasional intelligent content that I assume is clever advertising.

I must've sent/received at least 30 group emails today, all related to the curse word tourney. Deadspin was fun today.

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Norfolk, VA:

Poontang is primed for a Cinderella run. Most glaring omission is Snatch.

So Rachel Nichols is still alive?

Hop in a cab and take it to Sushi Den on S. Pearl St. That's my first stop every time I'm back home. Also, please ignore the Casa Bonita advice. You'll want to hang yourself within 12 seconds of being there.

What's proper etiquette with respect to retirement/going-away functions at work? A guy who's been at my job for like 40 years is retiring next week. No one likes him, yet everyone plans on going to his stupid party. Is it bad form to stay home and get drunk by myself?

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I think he skipped the booze, went straight for the smack.

Your time was not wasted. That shit was awesome.

I second that. Definitely my biggest issue with the new layout.

Beauty. +1

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