I thought I cared... but then I realized it was NASCAR.

To me, it doesn't matter what kind of car they drive; but the deal breaker would be if they used their car for a trash can.

Any car, if the rear window is decorated with these things:

Sum Ting Wong?

Does a Subway manager owe the public an explanation when an employee puts his dick in a bun?

Sabine, the ideal woman? discuss.......

Ugh, I am so sorry. I'm a RI native and I see red every time I read one of these absurd Taylor Swift article. Originally from Wickford, I lived in Wakefield throughout college, and most of my extended family lives in Narragansett, so I'm no stranger to vacation-town life. People as famous or more famous than her have…

Just earlier this week, I saw a 370Z with a PA (I think) Plate saying:

How the hell is OINK "offensive.. what if the owner was a PIG FARMER.

Pigs are delicious. Proper application of heat renders all that filth into tasty, tasty juice.

I am so sick of Kanye. I wish he'd go away and take Charlie Sheen, John Mayer, Kim Karcrashian, Alec Baldwin, Justin Bieber and Amanda Bynes with him. Fuuuuuuucking sick of these spoiled brats with too much money.

Taylor needs to address this shit with her guards. Girl, you moved to a small beach town that thrives in the summer. We are an awesome community. Either come to our fucking parades and enjoy the beach with us, or move. Seriously, dumb.

kanye is a serious butt though

Women drivers......pfftt

wait, i thought the panamera ran over the homeless men..... did it run over her face too?

I think we can all agree that Torch makes THE BEST infographics and article pictures. Thank you for being this awesome.

I'd be more concerned bout this one.

I'm sure that the Florida taxpayers are delighted that there is a government agency with sufficient time and funds to examine and abolish 1,800 potentially offensive license plates.

The first 10,000 times that was posted in response to an article about Florida, it was mildly amusing. Now? Not so much.

As a Floridian, I have to apologize for everything we do.