They didn't. They literally do not:

So I guess he's also suing Microsoft for blatantly lying about 1080p in all 360 games, right? Or 720p in games that weren't 720p?

.... None of those look remotely close. "Could be better?" I grilled a grilled cheese so bad once, it was practically charcoal, sure it "could have been better," but even then it would've still tasted like burnt.

I don't give a shit about your personal opinion. Yes, quite a few. My metric isn't fucked, you need to not be a close-minded twat.

You do an excessive amount of whining on behalf of the "complainers" for someone who repeatedly says he doesn't care. Move on with your life if you don't actually care.

Nah, no reason to question it. If y'all wanna make Groomsmen, go ahead... Just as long as it's funny and not Hangover 4.

Like Bridesmaids? You know, the movie directed by the dude who's set to direct this? Or How Stella Got Her Groove Back? Or The Hunger Games with its female-heavy cast? Or Twilight, with its target audience being females? Or... You know, there's been a ton of massively popular, female-centric films/franchises releases.…

Learn to read.

Oh god dammit...

Blood on the streets? I knew Mad Max was a documentary, no one can convince me Australia isn't a post-apocalyptic wasteland full of murderous rampage and dudes named "Toecutter."

The argument of "choice" sets a bad precedent in an industry where third party publishers, if not held accountable through a first-party proxy like Sony or MS? Can, will and HAVE abused their powers in a way that screws over consumers in the worst ways possible.

Don't you do it, Fahey. Don't you fucking do it! LeJacq thinks balls on a Transformers was hilarious.

I don't think I will be...

Yannick LeJacq loved Transformers movies, but hates Hercules?

Remember when Aisha Tyler hosted Talk Soup? Oh man, I miss Talk Soup now.

Because Skylanders and Call of Duty have been in development for years, because Skylanders has a well-established, successful fanbase on Wii and Wii U and because the engine and assets used on last-gen CoD releases already work on Wii U. Making CoD and Skylanders no-brainers for Wii U.

We're talking about Wii U games, I don't think it's that difficult to figure out what I was referring to.

Destiny isn't on Wii U.

Ask yourself: How many Activision games have you seen announced this year that aren't Skylanders and Call of Duty?

This isn't a Platinum game. This is an Activision game that Platinum's developing; Platinum doesn't choose where it goes.