I'd rather stab myself in the face. God damn, SEED is awful and Wing was good fun when I was a kid who had little knowledge of Gundam. Now? There are better shows.

That fraud's identity? ... KING.COM!

"Wii would not like to play."

Fuck it. Gonna watch it because Aaron Paul, bitch.

I'll just watch the torrented copy my friend will eventually get, over at his house. It's a victimless crime when Michael Bay doesn't get a cent for making movies.

Is Michael Bay still directing it? Yes? Then those 34 seconds are indicative of the entire run time of Transformers 4. Hell, I'd say those 34 seconds are the most substance that movie will have.

From the looks of it, the current station is tiny compared to the one that will take its place. I don't think updating the interior will work in that case.

BB. ;)

You mean you highly doubt that the man in charge and partially responsible for such things as enforcing absurd licensing fees and restrictions on third parties, sticking to carts over optical media and instituting a business culture that's prevented Nintendo in the west from being more than a glorified "yes-man"…

OR IS IT?

1 and 2: So he can "magically sense" the ring in the sky but he can't in the ground? That still doesn't work. Also there's these things like clouds and fog and smoke where eagles could feasibly hide, or you know... Take multiple paths that aren't specifically horizontally oriented; or that require the eagles be in…

1. Being a "huge eye" doesn't really dismiss anything. Unless Sauron's eye is as refined as a microscope that can grasp miniscule details like some eagles miles away? The eye thing is moot. To further dismiss that argument: Sauron can see eagles miles away but he couldn't see Frodo or Sam? This defense doesn't work.

1998. Day one. I was 13.

Call of Doody: Modern Worsefare

The water temple was NEVER difficult. I don't get the internet's obsession with proclaiming how "hard" it was to go through that. It wasn't. Perhaps a bit laborious, but it's not hard.

It looks like it's the same polycount, but the PC version has better AA applied.

I'm pretty sure half of Kotaku's commenters were either toddlers when Y2K was a thing... or non-existent...

Shep Smith is the only thing worth viewing on FOX News... Why doesn't Shep Smith leave and make his own network dedicated to 24 hours of Shep Smith? I'd watch it.

So, Suda's favorite thing about the PS4 is its "immediateness"? Okay, I expect Lily Bergamo to have cleavage and panty shots within its first minute then. "Immediate".

Something tells me you're whiny.