A joke being recurring does not make it good. Or is "scene does not contain lapdance" a funny thing to randomly say? Maybe I did lose my sense of humor - I suppose I would have found it funny when I was twelve.

No it's not. Satire a) is funny, and b) has a point. These videos satisfy neither standard.

Aside from their mouths, how exactly do they not look like turtles?

That might be cause it's not a Michael Bay movie. ;)

"Fools. You're ruining the flavour."

I don't really run into cold weather where I'm at and my dog has a double coat, but I always make a habit of checking his paws and coat for irritants (spurs, ticks, debris) after outings. Some simple paw hygiene can go a long way in helping prevent extreme cases of "frito feet".

PS3 (and probably PS4) controllers can hook right up via bluetooth on many Android devices with just a free app.

...wait...I wasn't the unique 1032nd person there...? Jazzpunk, you lied to me! D=

I was raised playing video games but unlike this kid my parents still interacted with me. Also it shouldn't require any real teaching as to what constitutes an emergency.

Seems like fun.

I've seen a lot of people say it has a lot of malware, but I've been using it for a long time now and I haven't had any malware. Maybe they were in some versions I skipped or something?

The world needs a new Jim platformer. So much god damn personality in those games...

That sounds fucking annoying, to be honest. Yeah, I am one of those people and for me gaming, if not an explicitly coop game, is a solitary experience and I prefer it that way. Like I wouldn't watch an anime with other people, because the stuff I watch isn't likely to appeal to your average anime fan.

If Pewdiepie is how your friends behave when you play games with them, you need new friends.

I regularly sit I a room with people and play D&D, and I most often play video games with other people in the room either playing the game or spectating.

Northern European men are always youtube/instagram/snapchat stars. The blonde hair and light eyes mesmerize tweens.

it's totally explainable! when media gurus realized tons of people watched let's play videos, they decided that it was more effective than a commercial, so they picked up a youtuber and started promoting him by plastering his name everywhere. and sure enough he got millions of views. today, he gets paid to show games,…

Speaking for myself, but I don't think it's a matter of hate or of simply 'not wanting to have sex with the other person anymore', but the fact that there was very real, deep, emotional and physical bond between the two people, which can be intimidating or potentially toxic to new partners and new relationships. If…

Maybe it's because I've never had to break up with someone (my wife was my first GF), but I've never understood when couples break up but remain good friends. One of my friends has broken up with about three guys over the years, but remains good friends with all of them. It seems kinda weird to me.

There, I fixed it for you.