I asked Jim Harbaugh for his autograph when I saw him at P.F. Chang's. He told me I had to arm wrestle him for it.

This is terribly pointless and indicative of everything involving Sounders supporters.

This might be the dumbest question ever because you actually think it could happen. Soccer is a game of skill, the best players in the world granted have some athletic ability, but are not the best athletes on the field.

If this was a selective attention test, I failed it. Really didn't see the gorilla until POV replay.

They write this post every year.

I'm no Arsenal supporter, but can we look at the table after at least 10 games, and let the transfer market play out before anyone goes too crazy? They could still re-load with second tier stars (Newcastle's Yohan Cabaye comes to mind - a great fit for them if it works out), and to be honest they don't need any huge…

Jesus, Greg, a little overblown, man. Why not at least wait until after the match to burn the team down. They lost one game over the weekend, to an improved Aston Villa team, in a game that contained highly questionable refereeing. This is typical of the Premier League fandom, every weekend is bellweather result,…

"Chelsea, who are better than Arsenal every year...."

did you just start watching soccer?

Testing out the "Howard Reverse Jinx" for the second week in a row, I see

RG3, meet RG 3'n'out

Unsuspecting American Tourist: [knocks on door]

Fantastic story. I just completed my purchase of howler issue #3...can't wait to read more stories like this.

It's actually a botched fake. Since the GK received the ball from a body part other than his teammate's leg/foot, he's allowed to pick it up, but after the forward doesn't fall for the big swing, the keeper fails to pick up the ball. Miserable play anyway you look at it.

5-11 here we come. Fuck this team.

No the football team is shitty too.

I'm more surprised by the fact that Bleacher Report apparently does reporting

BRING ME THE TURTLES!!!!!!