To be fair to these guys, virtual baseball is more compelling than actual baseball.

Yea, but I bet his cotton uniform will keep him cool in prison.

In hindsight this scene is pretty rich, seeing as how Kramer is a racist.

*They're

That first Italian penalty was so cheeky. You make it, you look like a genius. You miss it, you look like a dumbass.

Soundtrack: The Champ Is Here by LeBron James, featuring a special game 4 appearance by Dwayne Wade.

Heat or Spurs?

Indeed, the original piece didn't offer much in the way of constructive criticism.

If Septic Bladder's stated goal is to spread the game to parts of the developing world than FIFA should play an active role in investing in Brazil. FIFA stands the most to gain by staging a World Cup (through television contracts and advertising), not the Brazilian taxpayers. If taxpayers are going to finance the…

In hindsight, this flame war was dangerously cheesy.

#letsgohome

My point is that if the U.S. continues to play like they have the past three games, does Klinsmann leave Beasley and Evans out? It's a tough call to replace guys who have ground it out through the Hex with guys that have been hurt (Dolo) or uncommitted to the cause (Chandler).

No mention of the makeshift right/left backs? It looks like Beasley and Evans are going to be shoe-ins for the WC starting XI if they keep this up.

Out!

...and the crowd goes wild!

Even the video quality is old-timey.

uhhh...what?!

He was derided by Galaxy fans for seeking to turn his loan deal into a permanent move to Milan (and extending his loan nearly half-way into the MLS season). That being said, I think we will look back at Beckham's time in the MLS as essential to the growth of the league. His last two seasons were vitally important to…

Orlando draws 7,000 fans in the third division of US soccer. They deserve to be in the MLS more than a second NY franchise (especially when you consider that there is no Southeast presence in the league at all). That being said, I think they should cap it and really increase the strength of the brand (see: quality of…

I appreciate the commentator's dig at Fernando Torres, but the crowd's reaction to the Turnbull fist pump is pretty amazing.