Check out the book ‘Convict Conditioning’. It’s great for all muscle groups, but there’s a 10 step programme for pushups in there. Step 5 is full pushups and the 4 before it are designed to build your way up. Step 10 is the 1-handed pushup, in case you were wondering.

War crimes weren’t a post WW2 creation. You’re thinking of the Geneva Convention post WW 2.

You’re catching on. Though it goes back further than that.

Your auntie has a shit forename.

Your auntie has a shit forename.

Normal price when I follow the link and use my Kindle. £5.

Normal price when I follow the link and use my Kindle. £5.

I can attest to the fact that cocaine greatly increases video game performance. I higher than doubled my shooter kill/death ratio for an entire night. Reaction times were just incredible.

Hilarious.

You literally just gave it praise.

It doesn’t really have any flavour to be honest. It’s a milk/cheese by-product so there are hints of that, but why wouldn’t you get something nice like chocolate or strawberries and cream? Practically everything we eat has some sort of flavour added.

It can be really, really tasty if you get the right flavour.

That photo looks photoshopped anyway. Probably just someone emphasising the point.

Rooney is crap and has been for around 3 years. He’s slow, nowhere near good enough to be a playmaker, and his head goes down as soon as things don’t go his way. Ferguson saw this coming, which I’m sure is why he started to transition him out of the forward position. I’m also pretty sure that if Ferguson was still…

I’m not sure how customisable it is, but by default it’s not the prettiest. But after a while you don’t notice and are able to just enjoy it for all the pluses.

Yeah, everything about it is great, except the UI. But luckily we don’t actually spend much time watching our downloads.

I’ll stick with Tixati, thanks.

No.

British television is extremely diverse. I’ve yet to watcha show that hasn’t represented minorities properly and I’ve been watching all my life.

True. After all they do a great job of hiding all those Chechnyan attacks from World media.

While you’re at it you should train them as well. Then 10-20 years down the line it can come back and bite you as it did 14 years ago.

Lol. Gotta love the guy recording, who notices his reflection in his TV and tries to duck out of the way. Professional recording right there!