Economics and supply and demand can be a sonofabitch.

This post is sweet and kind. Why on earth would you see it as abusive? I am totally baffled by how you could see something so nice as a slam. And I'm also baffled as to how you can claim that the Seahawks win last night means little because Denver didn't show up. Denver did show up, they got beat by a better team with…

I'm confused: how exactly is this post shitting on a Broncos player?

Email sent to John Tesh's PR lady, Oct. 6, 2011:

And he used begs the question wrong, which is the pinnacle of a hot sports take.

His comment was a joke... because he never will finish it. There, are you happy? You ruined a joke again, internet.

6. Spending too much time on Lifehacker.

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

Oh. Please... don't do that. I know you mean well but... don't.

How? How is chipotle beating pico de gallo?! Goddamit, getting by salsa verde was bad enough, you people are philistines!

Guacamole VS refried bean dip so soon? This is BOGUS.

Thats because no one is even trying to make the argument that they can't complain. The concensus opposite your opinion is that we really don't care about their complaints enough to take up their cause.

I appreciate you trying to reassure me but I don't even know what those jokes mean.

Her?

Indeed, indeed.

wow, it totally doesn't at all seem like a cheerleader turned you down in high school however many years ago and you're still very, very angry about it

You bring up some good thoughts, but I think some of the underlying premises are incorrect (in this context). Professional cheerleading in the NFL is not a true career/vocation. People don't do it for the rest of their lives (or even temporarily) to support their families. It's an ancillary hobby that just happens…

Yes, you're right: the best way to make a margarita is to make some whole other drink. Shut up.