First rule of dealing with enemy snipers, if they bounce one off your helmet and you are still alive, DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR HELMET.

Its a personal thing but I cannot eat foi gras in good conscience.

What you did there.

Oh, Jesus. You have such anger in your heart.

No. Stop the trend of making hamburgers not only taller than it is wide but also taller than any human being not involved in either circus sideshows or the adult film industry could possibly fit into their mouth. This, thing, is meant to be eaten with a knife and fork. Why else would they put sauce on the top where…

Awesome.

/rimshot

You also need a magic shovel.

Last time I posted a few informercial gifs.

"that tissue box you have left over from your cold two months ago"

I envy and fear for your prospective offspring.

I want this as a mural in my home. Or at my office. Or in my future child's nursery

I find Game of Thrones an interesting piece of discussion because of how popular it is as both a book series and a televised drama. The two ways we approach the GoT series intrigues me in that we often critique the television series differently than the novels even though the content at many times is similar or the…

Attach Lego to everything you may lose. You are guaranteed to find it later when you step on it.