Believing in Jesus Christ in the first place is enough of a conspiracy. Never happened. Dude didn’t exist. I guess that’s the conspiracy I believe in.

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t Brown one of the only NFL owners who doesn’t have a side business of some sort? Always find it curious which owners (and their families) rely solely on the revenue from their team. The Brown’s and Davis’s (Raiders) are the only ones that immediately spring to mind.

Bagwell wasn’t a catcher. Being the BEST EVER (hitting-wise) at a position gives you more cache for the hall.

“It’s the same injury that’s kept Peyton Manning out for more than a month.”

Couldn’t agree more. I signed up for it, went through everything I wanted to see in 2 months, then cancelled. Haven’t missed it a bit since.

So yesterday Deadspin calls Monroe a useless defensive player but today the Knicks MISSED out on him! Got it. Also, Aldridge already said the Kanter interest is non-existent.

I love how you wrote the Bucks were signing Lopez when the tweet you linked to says absolutely nothing of the sort.

Isn’t she on FS1? I meant a legit, 5 nights a week talk show at 11PM on FOX. He only would have to face Trevor Noah and Conan from 11-1130 and then his interviews go up against the Jimmys monolouges. I’d watch.

This will be the most outlandish idea, but FOX should just offer him a late night talk show. He wouldn’t take it because of his love affair with Kimmel, but it would fit right in with the rest of their news. CRACKPOT THEORIES FOR EVERYONE!

Goalies are goalies usually their entire life. The DH doesn’t exist anywhere but the majors. The bat isn’t a foreign object to these guys.

What?

Yes, god forbid the game may have to involve actual strategy and managing every once in a while! My 12 year old brother can manage an AL team. Fill out a lineup card, ask your pitching coach to handle the bullpen and then sit on your ass with you hands in your pockets like Joe Torre for 9 innings.

Odds he tries ANYTHING like this during Interleague play in an NL park: 1000000000/1

Not at the Coliseum

Green Street Hooligans is a terrible movie. I enjoyed it immensely.

I think him being a headcase had more to do with him not sticking with a team than his actual basketball skills. I mean, he had 3 triple-doubles in one year of college ball at Marshall yet slipped to pick 33. He also told teams he would refuse to take any medication for his ADD. I'm sure being humbled while playing…

Couldn't recommend this movie more. Great flick.

Lorne Michaels and Eddie Murphy never crossed paths. The years Eddie was on the show were the years it was being run by Dick Ebersol, not Lorne. They have no connection whatsoever and Lorne has said he didn't even watch the show the years he wasn't the producer.

Fair, but the guy is deserving. 20 goals in all competitions from someone who only Spurs fans knew 4 months ago. We've been through enough. We'll take the praise, hyperbole be damned.

Yeah, because Arsenal have done so well at keeping Sagna, Nasri, Van Persie, Fabregas in recent years. And coming from a West Ham fan whose team was in the Championship a few years back and resorts to hissing noises while playing Spurs, this doesn't mean much.