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That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

I hate that you have feelings

I just want you to hold me.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..." Read more

a hacker is sending out tweets from my account - @elkpga

That's fine. You just keep putting up barriers. And Lolo Jones will keep knocking them down.

What exactly is Deadspin, for that matter? Read more

I loved that show!

Even more adorable? The puppy's name is Ruffner.

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me." Read more

[stunned silence]

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example: Read more

Pool basketball videos are the white man's WorldStar.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times." Read more

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

How far can you punt a football?