He has four beautiful children.

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meh

Nice.

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picture upload fail

According to the YouTube uploader, the first cyclist was up and walking, but taken away in an ambulance for good measure.

edit. can't read

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Gawker has Powwow.

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I probably wouldn't pencil him in tonight's lineup.

Nice.

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Warning: May Contain Nut

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