"Unable to find the G? Nothing controversial about that."

Honeymoon tips.

Denver improves on Tebow' swatch.

+1

Nice.

He also says he values...family

+1

"That's not a dive."

+1

grown men still put gunk on a baseball to get a couple inches more movement

"Must be nice having friends."

Reporter: "Billy, where have you been staying?"

E) Suck. Right there in the second paragraph.

+1

The last Redskin who was an art major? Albert Haynesworth. He was great at drawing checks.

This marks the second time "Learn Not To Burn" has been used in a West Virginia campaign. The other being Robert Byrd's first bid for public office.

+1

meh

"$35.5 million-plus over however many years it takes for someone to obliterate Michael Vick's knee" wouldn't be a very nice story for the NFL or for Vick. In fact, it would be bad newz all the way around.

+1 you're on fire today.