Darryl Stingley did not catch the pass. He was Jacked.

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Outstanding.

Bush Intercontinental Airport, huh? Must have a narrow landing strip.

LaBelle decided King was "standing too close to her"

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"I told the kid if he wanted to be a star he had to start blowing kisses to his picture after home runs. Big misunderstanding. Give him time."

I think you need to update the manifesto, or at least publish the Hatey Rules.

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They couldn't find a better man.

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Like I said on your show that's what you end up with when you get 4,000 hits.

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He's Just My Dad!, by Alonzo and Carris and Antonio and Tyler and London and Lelani and Jersey and that other Three Year Old.

Maybe no one has died from getting hit with a sausage, but they'd be a lot cooler if they did.

Fucking Pippen. He needs to be hit with a lead pipe.

Fox Run across the river in Kentucky is a pretty decent little track.

1. Jared Loughner. Every time I see that mugshot I want to drive to Arizona and punch that bastard.

"The grave was in total disarray," said Gary Martin, reflecting on his first visit "I was like 'What the hell's going on out here?'"