First, Troy Jackson. Then, Robert Traylor. If I were Leonard Robinson, I'd get my oil checked.

Now, how can we keep Aunt Flo away?

Nodar Kumaritashvili?

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Two-year-old boy remained hospitalized after a riderless wild horse decided to jump into the crowd.

Well, why bother with the teammates then? Fuck them. Get rid of them.

That's no somersault, he's just practicing his dreidel dance for the first home run he hits for the Runnin' Rabbis.

That's great.

Nice.

+1

Chicago's fuckup

"Shame on you Luongo. You can't stop the Predators if you don't let any in."

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When news of the award broke, one of the thirteen hospitalized players was quoted as saying, "Oh, Doyle rules."

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The league is particularly Steely with cable rights because it's great business.