His "arms" are impressing but his "legs" are not.

"Yeah, I got it in my car."

Worst shooting the NBA has seen since Tim Hardaway's 0-for-17 extravaganza in 1991.

+1

To: Joslyn J "Wanna see my dinghy?"

+2

That's a decent sign, but I prefer St. Peter's welcoming his newest player.

What a terrible idea. This would be like Bravo promoting a spin-off from their Real Housewives series on Deadspin because the star's father was a horse trainer.

@Goose#19:

But, hell, this little feller the Chicago Blackhawks have working the locker room is still fairly adorable and he's already as tall as Ron Santo.

Karen Cunagin Sypher will play her naughty extortion games in federal prison for 87 months

What's so wrong with some serious Disney cheese?

Isn't this the time of the week we get more meaningless, meaningless words from Spider?

"Not the worst thing that can happen on the floor at Riverfront."

Amateur Beginnings to...International Explosion

@Steve_U: +1

@Rare Endangered Vuvuzela: +1

If the babies are frightened by wide, open spaces, just wait until they hear Cowboy Take Me Away.

Siohvaughn Wade also blames a "meddling" union for her mess.

Late to the party +1.